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post #1 of 21 (permalink) Old 06-11-2002, 08:33 PM Thread Starter
 
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alright guy and girls, what the best, worst or dumbest pick up lines you have heard.

guy: want to get a pizza, go back to my place and have some sex?

girl: no

guy: whats wrong, dont you like pizza!
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post #2 of 21 (permalink) Old 06-12-2002, 12:24 AM
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someone might wanna correct me when i post this but here it goes.
damn baby was your daddy a ham burgler??? cause it looked like some one stole two fine hams and put them down the back of your dress......ok ok i tried

or.....
hay baby have you ever rode on a 400 pound vibrater??? then you rev your engine and wink. most of the time i get slaped but some day it will work

there's hope in the words and emotion in the eyes
it's so easy to be misled by the savvy gentle guise
and like fools we trust the delivery
but it's all just drunk sincerity
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post #4 of 21 (permalink) Old 06-12-2002, 01:25 PM
 
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old thread

We did this about 6 months ago, here is that thread:
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But don't let that stop you from doing it again, I love these threads!!
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Kevalr, all yours were good.



jester said:
I couldn't help myself. They were so big and round and beautiful, I just had to touch them! Then she started screaming "My eyes!, My eyes!" and ruined the mood.


LOL, thats great

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Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!

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Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

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I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?

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How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

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