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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-20-2008, 05:15 PM Thread Starter
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A Detroit Joke

A bar in Detroit.

A man enters a bar in downtown Detroit and orders a martini. The bar has a
Robot Bartender.

The Robot serves him a perfectly made martini and then asks him, "What's
your IQ?"

The man answers, "150" and the Robot proceeds to make conversation about
global warming factors, quantum physics, spirituality, biochemistry,
environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology and sexual
proclivities.

customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the Robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around and comes right back
in for a rum and coke.

Again, the Robot serves him a perfect rum & coke and asks him, "What's your
IQ?"

The man responds, "About 100."

Immediately the Robot starts talking, but this time about the Lions, NASCAR,
the Tigers, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns and women.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the Robot one
more test. He returns and asks for a beer and the Robot brings him an Old
Milwaukee Light and asks, "What's your IQ?'

The man says, "Err . . . 50 I think."

And the Robot says...REAL SLOWLY..., "So............Ya gonna vote for Kwamee
again?"

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I heard that joke when I was 12, but it was substantially different. It involved going to heaven and having different rooms for discussion that were separated by IQ. The door marked 60, the conversation was "So, what size sticks do you use?"

(It was originally a joke about drummers and their IQ.)

Still a great joke, though.



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LOL!



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Well, as long as you are only 14, that will be ok.
Now, if you are 35 or older, then it has to be older than I had thought!

The bigger joke is that the Mayor is now going to fight the charges against him. His strategy will be to have the Prosecution prove that all 14,000 of the text messages where actually authored by him.

I think the Court can do that!
I am hoping he will go down big time!!!

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Well, as long as you are only 14, that will be ok.
Now, if you are 35 or older, then it has to be older than I had thought!
I'll be 27 in May.


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A man died and soon after, went to Heaven. He discovered Heaven was an endless hallway with doors to the left and right. On the door was your I.Q. number. He went to door 160, and found the people there talking about quantum physics. He slammed the door and went to door 120. He found the people there trying to figure out as many decimal places of pi that they could. He shut the door and went to 80. He found the people in there talking about lastnight's Packer game. He thought to himself, "I'll come back to this one later," and shut the door. He walked all the way down to 16, and found the people in there talking about Sunday's episode of "King of the Hill." He shut the door, and went to door 7. He foung the people in there drooling on each other. Lastly, he went to door 3. He opened the door and heard one of the people say, "My sticks were Zildjian, what were yours?"



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Ha!
Well, that one's good too!
I do not think that I have heard the one about the sticks before.

Interesting to find a new one.

I remember being 27!
Ok, I don't.

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Ha!
Well, that one's good too!
I do not think that I have heard the one about the sticks before.

Interesting to find a new one.

I remember being 27!
Ok, I don't.
lol I don't know if you are making cuts about how old I am or not?!

Anyway.. sorry I kind of hijacked your thread.



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