Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Birmingham, MI 48009
A Detroit Joke
A bar in Detroit.
A man enters a bar in downtown Detroit and orders a martini. The bar has a
The Robot serves him a perfectly made martini and then asks him, "What's
The man answers, "150" and the Robot proceeds to make conversation about
global warming factors, quantum physics, spirituality, biochemistry,
environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology and sexual
customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the Robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around and comes right back
in for a rum and coke.
Again, the Robot serves him a perfect rum & coke and asks him, "What's your
The man responds, "About 100."
Immediately the Robot starts talking, but this time about the Lions, NASCAR,
the Tigers, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns and women.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the Robot one
more test. He returns and asks for a beer and the Robot brings him an Old
Milwaukee Light and asks, "What's your IQ?'
The man says, "Err . . . 50 I think."
And the Robot says...REAL SLOWLY..., "So............Ya gonna vote for Kwamee
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