I saw TheCaptain on the news!
You're famous now!
I saw one of the local news stations do a news story on the high price of gas and its effects.
Somehow, they got to one of the many marinas around the lake and lo and behold, there was TheCaptain, telling lies, I mean, discussing how the price of gas might affect his boating plans for the summer.
You really should have had some ladies on that boat. All those half naked guys, not good for your image.