Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Madison Heights, MI 48071
A Buckeye football player was almost killed today in a tragic horse back riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse just in time.
Q: Why is ice no longer available at Ohio State football games?
A: Because the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated!
Q: What are the three longest years of a Ohio State football player's life?
A: His freshman year!
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the store." But, I'm a OSU graduate," the young man replied indignantly, "I even played football there!" "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I better show you how"
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