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Dictionary for womans personal ads

40-ish...................................49

Adventurous........................Slept with everyone

Athletic...............................No tits

Average looking...................Ugly

Beautiful............................Pathological liar

Contagious Smile.................Does a lot of pills

Emotionally Secure..............On medication

Feminist.............................Fat

Free spirit...........................Junkie

Friendship first..................Former slut

Fun...................................Annoying

New-Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places

Old-fashioned....................No BJs

Open-minded......................Desperate

Outgoing............................Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate.......................Sloppy drunk

Professional......................Bitch

Voluptuous.......................Very Fat

Large frame......................Hugely Fat

Wants Soul mate..................Stalker


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so in otherwords.. Never answer a want ad

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LMFAOOOOO hahahhaa thats good Eric

now get off those singles adds.
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i dont think he found this online...i think he actually has answered personal ads for women that describe themselves as these things, met them for a date, and then realized what they really meant when they said they were ______ , and then he wrote a comprehensive guide about it.

thats my understanding atleast.
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i dont think he found this online...i think he actually has answered personal ads for women that describe themselves as these things, met them for a date, and then realized what they really meant when they said they were ______ , and then he wrote a comprehensive guide about it.

thats my understanding atleast.
Hey don't hate the player hate the lyin ho who wrote the ad


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what you laughin for?? he just called your mother a "ho"

ahhha.. told ya I was in one of those moods

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i dont think he found this online...i think he actually has answered personal ads for women that describe themselves as these things, met them for a date, and then realized what they really meant when they said they were ______ , and then he wrote a comprehensive guide about it.

thats my understanding atleast.
I think he's trying to write his own personal ad pretending to be a chick
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