You are lucky you are married.
In other news:
Subject: Recall on Michigan quarters......
WASHINGTON, D.C.: Hang on to any of the new "State of Michigan" quarters you may have in your possession. It turns out that they may be worth much more than 25 cents. The U.S. Treasury announced today that it is recalling all of the Michigan quarters that are part of its program featuring quarters from each state.
"We are recalling all of the new Michigan quarters that were recently
issued," Treasury Undersecretary Jack Shackleford said Monday. "This action is being taken after numerous reports that the new quarters will not work in parking meters, toll booths, vending machines, pay phones, or other coin-operated devices."
The quarters were issued in the order in which the various states joined the Union, and have proven to be a tremendous success among coin collectors worldwide.
"The problem lies in the unique design of the Michigan quarter, which was designed by a University of Michigan graduate," Shackleford said. Apparently, the duct tape holding the two dimes and the nickel together keeps jamming the coin-operated devices...."
(AND HERE I THOUGHT THAT WAS A WEST VIRGINIA QUARTER!