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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-04-2006, 09:27 AM Thread Starter
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A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot... He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.

Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.

He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.

The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, officer?"

"What are you doing?"

"Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine, sir."

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?"

The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."

Now, the cop is totally confused: A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a Lover's lane...and nothing obscene is happening!

"What's your age, young man?"

"I'm 25, sir."

"And her ... what's her age?"

The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-04-2006, 11:08 AM
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Made me laugh! Good one!
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Oh god that makes me think back a few years. Angela and I were on our way home from a wedding and we were heading down Hines Drive (this nice park area) at night. Well needless to say she really wanted to get it on, so I pulled over right near the Merrian exit. We started going at it and I had my pants down to my knees, she had her dress pulled all up and we hear a knock on the window, then a light comes beaming in. Angela flies back all startled and the cops light is pointing right at my slong. Without pulling my pants up and answer the cop "Yes sir" He said " For gods sake son pull up your pants!" He checked our id's and told me to do it in my drive way and not in the park. We still laugh about it today. Ok that was probably more than I needed to share.
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OMG I would have been so embarrassed!! lol Great story!!

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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-04-2006, 01:15 PM
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ahahah... ok since we're sharing...

back in FL when I was a teenager I dated this fella that we went hunting occasionally and well on one of these occasions we felt the need to (as tikki put it) "get it on" and right in the middle of the action we too see a beam from a maglight and swear to this day I could feel the heat from it on my ass well needless to say we stop and open the steamy window to see what was going on and it was the DNR officer checkin for hunting permits LOL... luckily we didn't have the shotguns in the truck loaded (could have gotten wrote up for that LOL) BUT what was funny was when the officer first spoke he asked my boyfriend "Got a permit for that?" and nods what looked like to me.. His reply was "Didn't realize they had one for beavers..." OMG I nearly split it right there.. I could hear the officer choke back his laughter and came back with a sterm "No son, the deer in the bed of your truck .. it's not tagged." Hahahahaha... I half expected for him to come back with something about getting side tracked taggin me But he must of thought he better play it straight and answered "yes sir" and reached around and got the tag out of his pants pocket and handed it to the officer (now keep in mind all this time we still half nekkid LOL but still wearing our ORANGE Vests! LOL)


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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-04-2006, 03:23 PM
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some good stories here. Me and "somebody" were getting it on in my parent's driveway. My little brother thought it would be funny to sneak up on me and try to scare me, only to find me in the backseat "wrestling" naked style. He still blackmails me to this day. It's not as funny without the names, but I thought I'd save her some face
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Not trying to trump here.....

I got busted by a helicopter.....at night......Search light, tree height, low flight, wind like a motha from the Copter,.....us butt nekid....
........Copter had ground support....another unit.....

Ground support closed in......copter headed off.....I BOLTED.......lost patrol car in subdivision running with no lights and using the e brake doing what is now called "drifting" thru corners....
abandon car in unknown driveway covered with trees....
Went for walk with GF after getting dressed...to buddies house to lay low and retrive car at 3 am.....

Decided that young teen chicks are not worth THAT much trouble....

All other encounters.....
"I just met her tonight, officer..."
Wash, rinse,........ repeat........

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