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How to bathe a cat

HOW TO BATHE A CAT

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1. Thoroughly clean toilet.

2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.

4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top, so cat cannot escape.

5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this)

6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective.

7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.

8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry.

Sincerely,

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ROFLMAO!!!

I didn't make it through #2 before I had to whipe the tears from my eyes because I was laughing so hard.

Dude, that was a great one!
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Skip step 1 if you want to clean the toilet and bathe the cat all in 1 step
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That is too funny!!!
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Re: How to bathe a cat

Kind of reminds me of the Far Side with the dog standing next to the dryer with the "Cat Fud" sign and going "Please, Please..."

lmao

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cat carrier

Just use a cat carrier
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I prefer the method they used in "The Boondock Saints" myself.

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Re: cat carrier

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Just use a cat carrier
Hehe, I saw that a while ago. Still makes me laugh!




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