Hello, I have a metrosexual that desperately needs a good new home.
This certain lathargic metrosexual enjoys malapropisms, metaphorically poppin his collar, shopping at Hollister, and worshipping Jesus. His other hobbies include abstinence, funny faces, and wishing he had a cooler car.
On a normal day in his life, you may see him as either an 80's clubber out looking for a fresh new ho, hangin' on the West Side with his homies, proving that the snozberries taste like snozberries from a strange hairy man's shirt, or mounting random endomorphic men. (see pics)
If you plan to take this off my hands, please make sure you feed him Chef Boyardee daily (it's what he likes), give him ample time to play World Of Warcraft, and give him atleast 8.5 hours to sleep every night or else he will be cranky at work the next day and fall asleep at his desk or on the toilet.
Please pick him up in a nice car because he will not get into a car that does not have an extremely plush interior. Also, if you are a woman and he uses the word "ugo" when referring to you, be extremely cautious because he may leave you that very day.
Thank you, please contact [email protected]
this is in or around Canton
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests