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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-10-2006, 08:19 AM Thread Starter
 
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what do you think?

Subject: Life

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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is

tough It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of it?

A death.

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What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

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You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the

way. You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension,

then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 30 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

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You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous (hey,

you've only got a few years left, what's the big deal?!?) and you get

ready for High School. _You go to primary school, you become a kid, _

you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you _

spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central _

heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then _

you finish it all off as an orgasm!
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-10-2006, 09:20 AM
 
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the only part that would suck is that you would progressively get more dumb....and you would be in your fathers penis, that would suck too...otherwise it all sounds great!
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-10-2006, 10:22 AM
 
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the only part that would suck is that you would progressively get more dumb....
Sounds like you're already ahead of the program Nate

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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-10-2006, 10:47 AM
 
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Sounds like you're already ahead of the program Nate

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