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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-03-2006, 05:12 AM Thread Starter
 
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Cool Phone Call!!!

Subject: Fw: phone call
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>>
>>Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
>>
>>"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank"
>>
>> After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an
>>Uncle Frank"
>>
>>"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right
>>now"
>>
>> Brief Pause "Uh, okay then, ....this is what I want you to do.
>>Put
>>the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom
>>door, and
>>shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"
>>
>> "Okay Daddy, just a minute"
>>
>> A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone "I
>>did it
>>Daddy"
>>
>> "And what happened honey?" he asked
>>
>>"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumpe d out of bed with no clothes on
>>and
>>ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the! rug, hit her
>>head on
>>the
>>dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
>>
>>"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?"
>>
>>"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all
>>scared and
>>he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I
>>guess
>>he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it,
>>he
>>hit the
>>bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
>>
>> ***Long Pause***
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>>
>>
>>
>> ***Longer Pause***
>>
>>
>>
>>Then Daddy says . . .
>>
>>
>>
>>Swimming pool??
>>
>>
>>Is this 555-7039??????"
>>
>>No
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>>
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HILARIOUS..... GOOD SHIT.

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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-03-2006, 04:05 PM
 
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ahahah nice one
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