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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-26-2006, 09:37 AM Thread Starter
 
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Baby Suri is born

It's happened.

Somewhere deep within Tom Cruise's compound, one of the hundreds of bio-vessels gathered in the estate's silent birthing stadium has finally pushed forth into the world an offspring bearing enough of a physical resemblance to the actor (think the classic monkeys-and-typewriters scenario, but with stainless-steel turkey basters and female Scientologists in their prime reproduction years) not to arouse too much suspicion about the infant's true parentage.

In other words: The Miracle Baby has finally arrived, a 7 lb. 7 oz. girl named Suri, which we assume was the name of some futuristic seafaring vessel from an obscure L. Ron Hubbard novel.

According to a press release, "both mother and daughter are doing well." We assume they're referring to Katie Holmes, not the actual biological parent who's tending the child while Holmes tries to chew through her wrist restraints and escape during the bedlam following the birth announcement.

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-26-2006, 11:20 AM
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Talk about the main attraction in the museum of things I don't care about.

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Pleeeassssse Make them go away!!!
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Re: Baby Suri is born

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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-26-2006, 03:08 PM
 
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That was definatly the funniest one Cookee.

Tom Cruise- "Now who's laughing you fools? Muhuhahahaha!!!"




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