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post #1 of 26 (permalink) Old 04-25-2006, 03:59 AM Thread Starter
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So, I'm out for a little ride last night. I stop at McDonalds at 16 and Crocker...as I pull in some dudes are pulling out. There were about 6 or 7 of them, all newbs. Well as they pass me they start revving their engines for whatever reason, on all stock bikes. Anyway, one of them had too much gas and not enough clutch. His rear tire breaks, fish tails for a bit, has a tank slapper and loses the bike. He lands on the ground, bike rockets forward and hits one of his buddies bikes.

I stop, check it out everything is ok. His bike had less then 100 miles on it. So once we figure everything is ok, he saddles up again on his crippled GSX-R1000, they all pull out and are at the light. Two hotties come rolling by on their blades, so they start revving the engines on their stock bikes. The momo on a shiney new CBR1000RR loops his. He had less then 200 miles.

None of the group has ever ridden before.

All I'm trying to say is that you newb's need to crawl before you can walk. It is a shame to see such beautiful bikes get abused like that. Oh, only one of the dudes had gear on.


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I pray they last through the summer so they can learn their lesson and hopefully spread a story so someone else doesnt do it

Thanks for the eye opener.
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Please tell me you didn't mention our club to them. We already have Nick
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Ha ha ha, thats more funny than a retard playin' bingo, getting bingo, and trying to yell out bingo.
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Ha ha ha, thats more funny than a retard playin' bingo, getting bingo, and trying to yell out bingo.
Nice analogy..... quite funny too...

And Lucky's right... i mean.. look at James...

he's a squid.... haha not wearing Gear... oh wait... i sometimes don't either..

DAMMIT!!!
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Nice analogy..... quite funny too...

And Lucky's right... i mean.. look at James...

he's a squid.... haha not wearing Gear... oh wait... i sometimes don't either..

DAMMIT!!!
that's not entirely true, if it's under 80 degrees (that's 27 C for you, mush-head) I usually wear my jacket and boots. after that full gear would just give me heatstroke

and nice story Doc, that's been the best laugh so far today
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Ha ha ha, thats more funny than a retard playin' bingo, getting bingo, and trying to yell out bingo.
Winning a lot at bingo?
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Doc, How did you keep from laughing your ass off?
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Great story!

So we got 3 brand new bikes, wrecked within one night, in sight of the parking lot, under 20mph....

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post #10 of 26 (permalink) Old 04-25-2006, 07:34 AM
 
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wait. 6-7 riders, 3 wrecked bikes.

42% of newbs cannot succesfully rev the engine for noise affect....

Explains the popularity of harleys...



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