12-Step Internet Recovery Program
I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper _like I used to, before the Internet.
_I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand _typing.
I will get dressed before noon.
I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Internet.
I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Internet-deprived.
I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Internet.
I will read a book...if I still remember how.
I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling _them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Internet.
_I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.
I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.
I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet.
Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime ... and the Internet will always be there tomorrow!