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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-20-2006, 08:28 AM Thread Starter
 
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12-Step Internet Recovery Program

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I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper _like I used to, before the Internet.


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_I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand _typing.


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I will get dressed before noon.


_4

I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Internet.


_ 5

I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Internet-deprived.


_6

I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Internet.


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I will read a book...if I still remember how.


_8

I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling _them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Internet.


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_I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.


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I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.


11

I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet.


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Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime ... and the Internet will always be there tomorrow!

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-20-2006, 10:12 AM
 
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i am a miserable internet addict. I wish I was addicted to something like coke instead!

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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-20-2006, 01:01 PM Thread Starter
 
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how about p#$$y?????

major addict!!!
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-20-2006, 01:06 PM
 
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MUAHAHHAHA
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