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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 04-13-2006, 06:09 AM Thread Starter
 
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There's nothing quite like being a moron

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post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old 04-13-2006, 06:18 AM
 
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Awesome.....
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A regular Jack Me Hoff. I guess now they just drill a hole in the bottom of your gas tank and drain it. Bastards! Too bad it's illegal to boobie trap yer sh!t. This would be a good one!

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I hope he burned his sack off. We need gene police.



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The reporter had to be laughing his ass off while typing this:

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...the 17-year-old spilled gas on his pants while siphoning gas. He then used a lighter to try to determine how wet his pants were and set himself of fire...
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Plus it was a firefighters car.

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post #7 of 13 (permalink) Old 04-13-2006, 09:25 AM
 
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"Uh, my jeans here are soaked in gas...lemme just hold a flame up to them and see just how much gas is on 'em."

Fuckin' idiot!!!

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"Uh, my jeans here are soaked in gas...lemme just hold a flame up to them and see just how much gas is on 'em."

Fuckin' idiot!!!

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Nope, Armada Michigan. I live online at Fark.com though
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I hope he burned his sack off. We need gene police.
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post #10 of 13 (permalink) Old 04-13-2006, 03:53 PM
 
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I'm begining to think that there is a premium on intelligence and parents just aren't investing in it anymore. But yea +2 on the gene police. Either that or a mandatory IQ test to be allowed to breed.

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