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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-07-2006, 09:33 AM Thread Starter
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Talking Joke Of The Day

Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up."

"Sure," they said, "You're welcome to play with us."

So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?"

"I'm a hit man," was the reply.

"You're joking!" was the response.

"No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight.

"Here are my tools."

"That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend. Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here."

So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house. "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window."

"Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she's naked! Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her. He's naked, too! Those Rats!"

He turned to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a hit?"

"For you, I"ll charge a flat rage. One thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger."

"Can you do two for me now?"

"Sure, what do you want?"

"First, shoot my wife. She's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth. Then the neighbor. He's a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson."

The hitman took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes.

"Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently.

"Just be patient," said the hitman calmly, "I think I can save you a grand here."

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-07-2006, 09:37 AM
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-07-2006, 11:09 AM
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lol...ive seen that one a few times, but it was a different scenario than the golf one, dont remember exaclty but i like the golf one, makes a lot more sense cause he carries the rifle in his golf bag...haha
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-07-2006, 01:39 PM
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good one
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-07-2006, 05:33 PM
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lol, good one Jen!

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