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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 03-17-2006, 06:12 AM Thread Starter
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You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

>>> h
>>> 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front
>>> of her kids.
>>> 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how
>>> much gas is in it
>>> 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
>>> 4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
>>> night.
>>> 5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
>>> 6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch
>>> this."
>>> 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Ma! fia leader.
>>> 8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
>>> 9. Your junior prom offered day care.
>>> 10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are
>>> "Gentlemen, start your engines."
>>> 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off
>>> its wheels.
>>> 12. The Halloween Pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your
>>> spouse.
>>> 13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
>>> 14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
>>> 15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the
>>> House of Tattoos.
>>> 16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a ! law
>>> against it.
>>> 17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

>>> Bonus Comment:
>>> An East Texas couple, both real-life rednecks, had 9 children. They
>>> went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". The doctor
>>> asked them why, after nine children would they choose to do this. The
>>> husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of
>>> every ten children being born in North America was Mexican and they
>>> didn't want a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.
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