a preacher is accused of being in the KKK
> > Subject: TEXAS PREACHER
> > The Texas Preacher rose with an angry red face and
>said, "Someone in
> > this >>congregation has spread a rumor that I belong
>to the Ku Klux
> > Klan. This is a horrible lie and one, which a
> > cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend
>to accept this. Now,
> > I want the party who did this to stand and ask
>forgiveness from God and
> > this Christian Community...
> > The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to
>face me and admit this
> > is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and
>in your heart you
> > will feel glory. Now stand and confess your
> > Again all was quiet.
> > Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde, with a
>body that would stop
> > traffic, rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed
>and her voice
> > quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a
> > misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of
>the Ku Klux Klan. I
> > simply told a couple of my friends that you were a
>wizard under the
> > sheets!"
> > The preacher fainted.