A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he
realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift.
So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he
sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbies are.
The girl responds: "Which one? We have:
Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95
Volleyball Barbie: $19.95
Shopping Barbie: $19.95
Surfer Barbie: $19.95
Disco Barbie: $19.95
and Divorced Barbie: $299.95
Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the
other Barbies are $19.95?" Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir,
Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car Ken's House Ken's Boat Ken's
furniture Ken's jewelry Ken's money Ken's computer, and Ken's best friend...