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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 11-02-2005, 05:34 AM Thread Starter
 
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You Know you are from California when!!!!

Subject: Californians
>
>
> Californians
>
> So as not to be outdone by all the redneck,
> hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from
> California if:
>
>
> 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are
> visible.
>
> 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a
> house.
>
> 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people
> carrying on a conversation
> in English.
>
> 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair,
> a nose ring, and is
> named Flower.
>
> 5. You can't remember . is pot illegal?
>
> 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two
> mothers and a sperm donor.
>
> 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your
> coffee beans are grown,
> and you can taste the difference between Sumatran
> and Ethiopian.
>
> 8. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
>
> 9. A really great parking space can totally move
> you to tears.
>
> 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere
> else in the U.S.
>
> 11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at
> Starbucks wearing a baseball
> cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney
> really IS George Clooney.
>
> 12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house
> payment.
>
> 13. You can't remember . . .is pot illegal?
>
> 14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a
> report on every news station:
> "STORM WATCH."
>
> 15. You pass an elementary school playground and
> the children are all busy
> with their cells or pagers.
>
> 16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you
> leave for work an hour
> early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
>
> 17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
>
> 18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
>
> 19. The Terminator is your governor.
>
> 20. If you drive illegally, they take your
> driver's license.
> If you're here illegally, they want to give you
> one.
>
>
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 11-02-2005, 07:59 AM
 
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#21, there's a 1 in 5 chance you're here illegally
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 11-02-2005, 08:17 AM
Some days are like this.
 
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Originally posted by LuckyStrike
#21, there's a 1 in 5 chance you're here illegally
More like 3 in 5 chance.

I'm glad I got out of CA when I did!

"I often wonder why I talk to you, then I realize, although you put me down, you do it with love." - Jester
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