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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-01-2005, 12:23 PM Thread Starter
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How To Call The Police

> George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
> George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
> He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
> George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
> "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.
> Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
> One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
> George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
> (True Story) I LOVE IT...
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-01-2005, 01:00 PM
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thats really really funny....but cant u get in trouble for saying that??!?
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-01-2005, 01:32 PM
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Re: How To Call The Police

Originally posted by x1_solo
...True Story...
I read that a couple of years ago.

It's an urban myth, but yes, it sure is funny.

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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-01-2005, 02:17 PM
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LOL, funny this came up, i posted earlier that my secretary had her vehicle stolen today from in front of our shop, i told her to tell the police that her husband was a hunter and there were several guns in the vehicle, and i bet they find it within an hour, she did not do it, still no vehicle. Sad that you must give police a life threatening situation to get a rise out of them.
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-01-2005, 03:44 PM
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Haha! I bet they'd come running for that! Yeah, probably get into some trouble though!!

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Do you live in Flint?

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