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post #1 of 80 (permalink) Old 10-27-2005, 07:44 AM Thread Starter
 
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Talking Catholic school girls

A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates pass St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched with the tip of my finger..." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gates."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine, have you ever had contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate."

All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "Well, If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Stephanie sticks her ass in it!"
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I heard a slightly different version of 3 nuns goin to confession askin for forgiveness and having to do the same thing...LOL... I love it

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Hey! I went to Catholic school and I can ASSURE you that we're not like that! Ooops lemme fix my halo....




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Hey! I went to Catholic school and I can ASSURE you that we're not like that! Ooops lemme fix my halo....




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Mmmmm, catholic school girls!
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I could go for a catholic school girl right about now. LOL
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Hey! I went to Catholic school and I can ASSURE you that we're not like that! Ooops lemme fix my halo....




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that's because you were with alter boys right ? and we all know what that means.. If it's ok for the priests it must be ok for the girls

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btw before someone gets their robes in a bundle.. I'm catholic too and this is all in the name of fun

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Ok, I just couldn't resist this...I'm not Catholic, but aren't all church girls innocent?
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hahaha i couldn't resist as well , but i see the title of catholic school girls and i'm like "where?! where?!"

I am also catholic and its hard for me to believe that catholic schools girls r all innocent... some may be, but i've heard a lot are more raunchier, or so i've heard
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