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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-19-2005, 10:59 AM Thread Starter
 
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funny but maybe repost

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....


Alright girls. Repost this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree, repost it.
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-19-2005, 11:02 AM
 
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You are slow like ancient tortoise



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Vash...like i get out of this forum...they will not let me anywhere else....duh......
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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-19-2005, 11:24 AM
 
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Vash...like i get out of this forum...they will not let me anywhere else....duh......
judge, I thought it was funny, good job

even though it is old

but still funny
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You are slow like ancient tortoise
http://www.license.shorturl.com/


vash...check this out dude...put you info in.....it shows a copy of you drivers license...I think everyone should check it out...you can remove your license from the site manually...
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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-19-2005, 11:31 AM
 
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LOL


Ya gotta find something new man, that thing is ancient



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...You are slow like ancient tortoise

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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-19-2005, 11:44 AM Thread Starter
 
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LOL


Ya gotta find something new man, that thing is ancient

but it is still funny......damnit man........
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