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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 10-17-2005, 05:52 AM Thread Starter
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first grade!!!

> >>A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of
> >>her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
> >>
> >>Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in
> >>the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in
> >>the 3rd grade too!"
> >>
> >>Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
> >>
> >>While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
> >>principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he
> >>would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his
> >>questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
> >>
> >>Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
> >>agreed to take the test.
> >>
> >>Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
> >>
> >>Harry: "9".
> >>
> >>Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
> >>
> >>Harry: "36".
> >>
> >>And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd
> >>grader should know.
> >>
> >>The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can
> >>go to the 3rd grade."
> >>
> >>Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
> >>
> >>The principal and Harry both agreed.
> >>
> >>Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two
> >>of?"
> >>
> >>Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
> >>
> >>Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
> >>
> >>The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question!
> >>
> >>Harry replied: "Pockets."
> >>
> >>Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
> >>
> >>Harry: "Pants"
> >>
> >>Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
> >>delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
> >>
> >>Harry: "Coconut."
> >>
> >>The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
> >>
> >>Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and
> >>sticky?"
> >>
> >>The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the
> >>answer.
> >>
> >>Harry: "Bubble gum"
> >>
> >>Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting
> >>down and a dog does on three legs?"
> >>
> >>Harry: "Shake hands."
> >>
> >>The principal was trembling.
> >>
> >>Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'CK' that
> >>means a lot of heat and excitement?"
> >>
> >>Harry: "Firetruck"
> >>
> >>The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put
> >>Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong......
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I got em wrong too!

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