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>> Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and
>> You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all
>> You hear her stumble into bed around 4am and laugh because
>> You know she's going to have a monster hangover.
>> You wake up the next morning and go outside to the family
>> Which she used last night.
>> You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece.
>> You circle the car looking for dents and find none.
>> But .... WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!!!