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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-05-2005, 05:49 AM Thread Starter
 
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Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Detroit Lions.

Q: What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?
A: The both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you keep a Detroit Lions out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
A: To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there!

Q: What do you call a Detroit Lions with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q: What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-05-2005, 06:24 AM
 
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Well, at least they are consistant!




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^ you just like it because he said opossum and you weren't involved!
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HAHA!! That too! Ugh, can we all get passed that?? LOL




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Good jokes!! Unfortunately I'll be there Sunday to see them lose. Ugh!!


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