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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-30-2005, 01:55 PM Thread Starter
 
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short joke!!!

>>When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her out to
some
>>place expensive...................
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>>So I took her to a gas station!!!!!!!
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-30-2005, 01:58 PM
 
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LMAO, Thats funny shit, think i'll take my fiance out tonight, the dually is a little low on fuel. (It takes a little over $100 to fill it up these days. )
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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-03-2005, 11:20 AM
 
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oh yeah - when i got home last night, my girlfriend demanded that i take her someplace she's never been....




































so i showed her the kitchen
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oh yeah - when i got home last night, my girlfriend demanded that i take her someplace she's never been....


so i showed her the kitchen
Then she showed you a place you've been to a lot....the couch!

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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-03-2005, 02:41 PM Thread Starter
 
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Hey She said F*@ck me silly!!!

I put on a clown suit!!!

What would you do!!!

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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-04-2005, 03:40 AM
 
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My wife said I never say anything soft and mushy anymore.....................................so, I said......shiiiiit!
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-04-2005, 06:40 AM
 
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My wife said I never say anything soft and mushy anymore.....................................so, I said......shiiiiit!

lmao that sounds like something my fiance would say lol +1
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