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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-26-2005, 10:29 AM Thread Starter
 
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good ol' little johnny

For all you die hard Fans! (like me)..


Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked

the children what their fathers did for a living. All the

typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...

Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked
him
about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all

his clothes in front of other men.

Sometimes, if the offers really good, he'll go out to the alley

with some guy and make love with him for money.

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set

the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little

Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?

"No," said Johnny, "He is an assistant coach for the Detroit

Lions, but I was too embarrassed to say so.

Cheers,
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Yes, I love it. that is the funniest joke i've ever heard about the Lions
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That's funny!



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try this one

One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate
her
> class. She told them that she would read a quote and the first
student
> to correctly identify who said it would receive the rest of the day
off.
> She started with "This was England's finest hour."
>
> Little Suzy instantly jumped up and said,"Winston Churchill."
>
> "Congratulations", said the teacher "you may go home." The teacher
then
> said, "Ask not what your
> country can do for you."
>
> Before she could finish this quote, another young lady belts out,
"John
> F. Kennedy."
>
> "Very good" says the teacher, "you may go."
>
> Irritated that he has missed two golden
> opportunities, Little Johnny said, "I wish those girls would just
shut
> up."
>
> Upon overhearing this comment, the outraged teacher demanded to know
who
> said it.
>
> Johnny instantly rose to his feet and
> said, "Bill Clinton. I'll see you Monday."
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Re: good ol' little johnny

Quote:
Originally posted by x1_solo
"He is an assistant coach for the Detroit

Lions, but I was too embarrassed to say so.

Cheers,
As a funny (and true) aside, an aquaintence of my wife's was pretty quiet when discussions came up about what thier husbands did when the women were talking at the kid's play group.

They finally got it out of her. He's the Lion's QB coach.

Kevin
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