good ol' little johnny
For all you die hard Fans! (like me)..
Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked
the children what their fathers did for a living. All the
typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...
Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked
about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all
his clothes in front of other men.
Sometimes, if the offers really good, he'll go out to the alley
with some guy and make love with him for money.
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set
the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little
Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?
"No," said Johnny, "He is an assistant coach for the Detroit
Lions, but I was too embarrassed to say so.