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post #1 of 22 (permalink) Old 09-23-2005, 06:32 AM Thread Starter
 
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You Might be a Boater

Everyone has heard the "You might be a Redneck"
This is on the same principal's. If you don't know what a boater is. As an Arab it is what we call people that come over from the old country. Read and enjoy.

And Doc this is some funny stuff!!!





This is a non-sappy forward, so no worries. Some of these do apply to
yous. You know who you are.


>If you leave a trail of eaten sunflower seeds after you've taken
>a little walk around your block, you might be a boater.
>
>If you're in your twenties or older and have always had a
>mustache, you might be a boater.
>
>If any of your pinky nails are longer than your other nails,
>you might be a boater.
>
>If your still pissed off about the Gulf war, you might be a
>boater.
>
>If having to say you're sorry means you lost, you might be a
>boater.
>
>If having to lose a sporting event means it's the end of the
>world, you might be a boater.
>
>If you count back the cash every time you give it a friend or a
>relative, you might be a boater.
>
>If you own more than two Winston, Marboro, or Newport t-shirts,
>you might be a boater.
>
>If you've saved over 10,000 Marboro miles and have never smoked a
>cigarette, you might be a boater.
>
>If you can type over 100 numbers per minutes on a cash register
>but failed remedial math in high school, you might be a boater.
>
>If you have a full kitchen and dining room set up in your garage,
>you might be a boater.
>
>If you have more than one religious statue in your yard, you might
>be a boater.
>
>If you believe the expiration dates on coupons apply to everyone
>except you, you might be a boater.
>
>If you own more pairs of slippers than shoes, you might be a boater.
>
>If more than half of your clothes were bought from LA's garmet
>district, you might be a boater.
>
>If you don't believe in deodorant, you might be a boater.
>
>If yelling is the only form of communication you know, you might be
>a boater.
>
>If, as a woman, your Sunday church clothes are nicer than your
>wedding clothes, you might be a boater.
>
>If, as a man, you have never washed a dish, cleaned a window,
>vacuumed a carpet or cooked a meal, you might be a boater.
>
>If you wear black slacks and a white dress shirt to the beach, you
>might be a boater.
>
>If you've ever had a nose job or permanent hair removal, you might
>be a boater.
>
>If, as a young lad, you dreamed of owning your own liquor store,
>you might be a boater.
>
>If the only time you ever see your father is when you change shifts
>at the liquor store, you might be a boater.
>
>If you're jealous of everyone you know because they have a
>nicer house, fancier car or have more money than you, you might
>be a boater.
>
>If, as a young woman, you ever lied to your parents about going out
>with a guy, you might be a boater.
>
>If, as a teenage girl, your parents are planning your wedding before
>planning your graduation party, you might be a boater.
>
>If the most important quality of a perspective husband is his
>financial statement, you might be a boater.
>
>If you've had to sell your car, house or liquor store to pay off
>gambling debts, you might be a boater.
>
>If you've ever seriously considered marrying your cousin, you might
>be a boater.
>
>If, instead of mayo or mustard, you like your BLT sandwich with
>hummas, you might be a boater.
>
>If your idea of going out to dinner is going to Aladdin's, Saharah's
or
>The Nadie, you might be a boater.
>
>If you live anywhere on Mollison, you might be a boater.
>
>If you've ever gone to a Halloween party dressed as an Arab Sheik,
>you might be a boater.
>
>If you share your bedroom with three or more of your siblings, you
>might be a boater.
>
>If at any one time, your family have not been on speaking terms
>with at least three other families, you might be a boater.
>
>If there is more than a fifteen year difference between you and your
>spouse, you might be a boater.
>
>If your aunt is also your sister-in-law, you might be a boater.
>
>If your weight has increased exponentially since got married, you
>might be a boater.
>
>If you collect more than one form of government handouts but have
>never worked a day in you life in America, you might be a boater.
>
>If every single member over age twelve in your family works in a
>liquor store, you might be a boater.
>
>If you think living in Detroit is soooo much better than living in San
>Diego, you might be a boater.
>
>If the last time you wore a bra was in your late twenties, you might
>be a boater.
>
>If you are just as hairy below your neck as you are above your
>neck, you might be a boater.
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post #2 of 22 (permalink) Old 09-24-2005, 09:40 PM
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Hey i dunno if there are any "ARAB" ppl on here but i happen to be ARABIC n just so u know that is not cool man. i dunno how old u are but grow up. Ive been in the Armed Forces for a while now and when ppl try to do or say shit like this n think its funny. Umm no i dont think so I think i earned my respect n that just disrespectful. Yah its all shits n giggles but sometimes ppl dont like certian comments. Anyways I hope ppl take that into consideration. Thanks
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i am from Lebanon originally and i think the joke was hillarious the " If the only time you ever see your father is when you change shifts at the liquor store, you might be a boater. " had me rolling
CBR RYDER you're arab american not just arabic especially if you served
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Some were good and most were weak..
After dating a greek girl for years, I see the whole thing... All of that is like a recap of three years of my life...
post #5 of 22 (permalink) Old 09-25-2005, 01:33 PM
 
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If you are just as hairy below your neck as you are above your
neck, you might be a boater.


Was that part of the recap? haha j/k




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I am Arab American as well, American born 100% Syrian decent. Both of my parents are Syrian.

I gotta tell ya...that is some funny shit. I was laughing at most of the jokes. I know X1_Solo is of Lebanese decent and he can appreciate the jokes too. I'm sure he didn't mean to offend anyone, and it was meant to be funny. Not really sure how you got offended...you mean to tell me you didn't laugh at any of those jokes...


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I didn't see, "If you laugh at the -you might be a redneck- jokes, but not at the -you might be a boater - jokes, you might be a boater
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Originally posted by CBR RYDER
Hey i dunno if there are any "ARAB" ppl on here but i happen to be ARABIC n just so u know that is not cool man. i dunno how old u are but grow up. Ive been in the Armed Forces for a while now and when ppl try to do or say shit like this n think its funny. Umm no i dont think so I think i earned my respect n that just disrespectful. Yah its all shits n giggles but sometimes ppl dont like certian comments. Anyways I hope ppl take that into consideration. Thanks

dude...when he said "Old country" didn't you get the point that Pete is an Arab himself or are you just always looking to start shit?
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how about "if you're a redline road captain, you might be a boater" J/K
anthony i thought you were half lebanese half syrian i guess i was mistaken and you're all syrian so tell you're ancestors to get out of my old country
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Quote:
Originally posted by MIBUSA
how about "if you're a redline road captain, you might be a boater" J/K
anthony i thought you were half lebanese half syrian i guess i was mistaken and you're all syrian so tell you're ancestors to get out of my old country
lmao...i was waiting for something like that.


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