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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-22-2004, 12:05 PM
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Single greatest reference to "red bull"

Since I have quit drinking, Red bull has become my drink of choice when I go out.. My brother has debated me on the "safety" of the drink...
He emailed me this quote he found as a joke...

We knew kids were getting high off this legal crack in a can," said Dr. Edwards. "We also knew that since the product was released here in Iowa, the rate of teenage pregnancies skyrocketed. And many pediatricians have reported seeing seriously calloused penises - a sign that some local men were masturbating at dangerously high speeds. The drug community calls it speed jacking," said Dr. Edwards. "The tests we performed just confirmed our assumptions that this so-called energy drink is nothing more than liquid sin in a fancy tin. They can't call it crank, because that is illegal, so they slyly call it Red Bull and no one thinks anything of it."

Reminds me of the Chapelle show's skit, red balls..
Now cocaine comes in a delicious shake..
Red balls, cocaine in a can
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-22-2004, 01:43 PM
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a sign that some local men were masturbating at dangerously high speeds. The drug community calls it speed jacking," said Dr. Edwards.

ask Judge about that "speed jacking" shit...I hear he knows a bunch about it....


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ask Judge about that "speed jacking" shit...I hear he knows a bunch about it....

uhm shut it wasn't as fast as I heard you were....
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Good stuff, I love red-bull and vodka. My is that they obviously don't own stock in Jergins and KY
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