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Never let it be said the "working " girls don't have
any imagination!!

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign
on top of their car
which said: "Two Prostitutes -- $50.00."

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told
them they'd either have
to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign
saying: "JESUS SAVES." One
of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't
stop them?!" "Well,
that's a little different," the officer smiled . .
."Their sign pertains to

So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took
their sign down and
drove off.

The following day found the same police officer in
the area when he noticed
the two ladies driving around with a large sign on
their car again. Figuring
he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with
them when he noticed the
new sign which now read:

"Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.00."

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