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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-29-2004, 10:15 AM Thread Starter
 
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Eunice..........

I heard this song on the radio about a week ago...........and thought of you and all your "southern" humor.......

Redneck Woman
By: Gretchen Wilson

Well I ain't never
Been the barbie doll type
No I can't swig that sweet champagne
I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk
Or on a 4 wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynard, Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me
But I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip

Cause I'm a redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

Victoria's Secret
Well their stuff's real nice
Oh but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal*Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy
Just as sexy
As those models on TV
No I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me
You might think I'm trashy
A little too hard core
But get in my neck of the woods
I'm just the girl next door

Hey I'm redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

I'm redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Ol' Bocephus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah


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heheee... I sing along to that in my burb too....

I need to get it on CD

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heheee... I sing along to that in my burb too....

I need to get it on CD

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ya'll some high class womens
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A girl from the South and a girl from the North were seated side by side on a plane.

The girl from the South, being friendly and all, said, "So, where ya'll from?"

The Northern girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."

The girl from the South sat quietly for a few moments and then replied, "So, where ya'll from, bitch?"

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Research had been going on for many years as to the invention of the toothbrush. Researchers knew the purpose of the device, but wanted to know and acknowledge the originating location.

After a very long and exasperating study the researchers came to their conclusion as to the origin of the toothbrush. It was decided that the brush was invented in West Virginia.

Intrigued with the discovery, the researchers were asked by the media how they came to the conclusion. They all agree it was simple deduction, "If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush."
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LMFAO!!!!!!!! haha aah good ole southerners! besides the fact that there just funny to listen to when the hillbillys are yappin bout anything, the southern girls... ooh man.. thats the best... xcept for when they are dumb blonde southern girls.. then oh man, lost cause....
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LMFAO!!!!!!!! haha aah good ole southerners! besides the fact that there just funny to listen to when the hillbillys are yappin bout anything, the southern girls... ooh man.. thats the best... xcept for when they are dumb blonde southern girls.. then oh man, lost cause....
Nothing like listening to a hottie from Louisiana with a bit of a Creole accent. With the right accent, she jumps from a 7/10 straight up to a 10/10!

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speaking of accents....

I go back down yonder to visit the folks and they tell me I sound like I'm a yankee now but up around here ya'll still tell me I sound like I'm from down south yet

now put me back home for 1 to 2 wks and it comes back like it never left and then after I come back up here it'd be a bit before I'd loose that lil extra drawl I gained back

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