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Talking the magic of toilet paper

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
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Is Jamie complaining about your butt again Aron?

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I get a kick out of this everytime I read it...

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Funny story..., I couldn't do that with a straight face.....
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I get a kick out of this everytime I read it...

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What was it that worked then?
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3 kids and eating too many dunkin donuts

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