As you know, we had our last meeting Saturday, June 26th. You may have noticed that our club has gained a lot of attention and growth since inception. Unfortunately, we had to make room for Cruiser_Erik, and quite frankly, you're not exactly an "exemplary member", so at this point in time, we're firing you. That's right bitch, we're giving you the pink slip. Maybe you'd be better off in one of the "alternative lifestyle clubs" like DSR. Regardless, please refrain from posting that damn gay pic of Donny and his sailor boyfriend on our boards, or posting at all on our boards for that matter.
P.S. don't forget to congratulate Erik on his spot in the club!