Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Terrible Hole, IN
In other words:
"I haven't done jack shit for your case thus far other than type this letter. If you wish to continue using my services, which will almost certainly produce no results, please send me $750.00. Should you wish to simply pay the ticket and forego my services (which, again, have been non-existent hitherto), please send me $374.00.
The Lawyer that fucked you
P.S. - Please return the KY we used to fuck you, or there will be an additional $50.00 charge added to your account."
That about cover it?
The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all of fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomanical, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully. - Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion