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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 12-24-2004, 04:27 PM Thread Starter
 
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Subject: The perfect couple


The Perfect Couple

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.

After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life
together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving
their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone
at the side of the road in distress.

Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa
Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any
children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa

and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor ?????????????

(Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)




















Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really
existed in the first place.

Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing
as a perfect man.
Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

Men keep scrolling.




















So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus the woman must
have been driving.

This explains why there was a car accident.

Men keep scrolling





















By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
illustrates another point:
Women never listen.
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 12-24-2004, 10:21 PM
 
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Dude you get the internet back or what? Don't you know there is a 007 marathon on now? LMAO
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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 12-25-2004, 06:22 AM Thread Starter
 
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I watched WQED all night at work. They have the Rick Sebak shows about PGH. on all night and today. I watched about the north side, southside, strip district, kennywood. Cool stuff!
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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 12-25-2004, 07:07 AM
 
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Yea but they missed the entertainment area for gentlemen. McKeesport's own Brick Alley..
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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 12-25-2004, 08:08 AM Thread Starter
 
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And Liberty Ave, when it was cool. Hahahahahahahaha
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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 12-25-2004, 08:29 AM
 
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Oh my god ,I forgot about that. ha ha ha ha
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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 12-25-2004, 10:09 PM
 
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And Liberty Ave, when it was cool. Hahahahahahahaha
Well you still have The Pegasus Lounge. You have to be taller than Jeeters to ride the Transsexual. lol
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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 12-26-2004, 05:40 AM Thread Starter
 
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Well you still have The Pegasus Lounge. You have to be taller than Jeeters to ride the Transsexual. lol

You can get some of those inserts for your shoes and try again.
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 12-26-2004, 11:17 PM
 
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I loaned mine out to Roberta. Maybe next year for X-Mas I can get in
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