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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-24-2004, 03:24 PM Thread Starter
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You tell'em kid!

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
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hahahaha mounted cops. lol

Guns are like condoms. Better to have one and not need it, than need one and not have it.
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Shoulda shoved the ticket up the cops asss.

I WAS A POSEUR LAST YEAR AND IT SUCKED. AND THIS YEAR I HAVE 3 POINTS, A CAR WRECK AND ANOTHER DAMN TICKET. I GIVE UP. ................
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Complicity? Simplexity? Its simply too complicated for me.
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-29-2004, 04:21 PM
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thats funny.

yes thats my daytona,no you cant ride it.

I an"t ridin it unless it has wheels or a skirt.
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