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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 05-13-2009, 04:43 PM Thread Starter
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Dear John letter

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Becky


The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from his buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:


Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care, Ricky

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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 05-14-2009, 07:11 AM
 
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Jesus fucking christ, I have a friend who is hotter than fuck (he works out, j/k she's a chick). Anyway, she married this guy in the military (ex military here) and they both knew he would be deploying soon. Shortly after, she continued carousing all over town like she did before getting married and was hanging out with a mutual friend who is a decent guy, but a fucking horndog like you've never seen. Don't know if they ever fucked, but they'd be out for most of the night, till like 5 or so in the morning...every weekend.

Made me fucking sick...cheating on someone because they're a tool and civilian is one thing, but to cheat on someone who is a good man, and happens to be deployed to a war zone defending the cunt's right to cheat...fuck, maybe the raghea....Iraquis have it right, treat the bitches like the shit they are...not that i'm jaded or anything...
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