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3 guys were walking through the Amazon. A frenchman, a brit and a New Yorker. They get lost and are trapped by a tribe of Cannibals. The cannibals tell them that they're gonna be eaten and then their skins will be used for a canoe but can pick how they die first.
The Frenchman goes first. He asks for a gun, puts it to his head and say Vive Le France! and pulls the trigger.
The Brit goes next, he asks for a sword, yells "God save the Queen!" and plunges the sword into his chest.
The New Yorker thinks for a second. "Gimme a fork" he starts stabbing himself all over. The cannibals are taken aback, who the hell would inflict this much pain on themselves? Just before he bleeds out, with his last dying breath, he flips them the bird and says "So much for your fuckin' canoe"

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