Cannibals - Sportbike Forum: Sportbike Motorcycle Forums
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 1 (permalink) Old 03-06-2009, 12:26 PM Thread Starter
Resident Smart Ass!
 
Jester's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: 27.1 miles from Laguna Seca
Posts: 3,933
Send a message via AIM to Jester Send a message via Yahoo to Jester
Cannibals

3 guys were walking through the Amazon. A frenchman, a brit and a New Yorker. They get lost and are trapped by a tribe of Cannibals. The cannibals tell them that they're gonna be eaten and then their skins will be used for a canoe but can pick how they die first.
The Frenchman goes first. He asks for a gun, puts it to his head and say Vive Le France! and pulls the trigger.
The Brit goes next, he asks for a sword, yells "God save the Queen!" and plunges the sword into his chest.
The New Yorker thinks for a second. "Gimme a fork" he starts stabbing himself all over. The cannibals are taken aback, who the hell would inflict this much pain on themselves? Just before he bleeds out, with his last dying breath, he flips them the bird and says "So much for your fuckin' canoe"

Help control the squid population, have your squid spayed or neutered

"it's not the smart ass behavior that gets to me... it's the dumb ass behavior that is a problem..." -Quote from my Aunt.

Only motorcycle riders understand why dogs stick their head out of car windows.
Jester is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the Sportbike Forum: Sportbike Motorcycle Forums forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome