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Shortest Fairytale ever told
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The GIRL SAID 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
"The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets."