A political show was interviewing "Common people" to see what they thought about the presidential candidates. When asking a country boy about Obama, the interviewer was stumped when he got a response of
"Forgive my saying so, but I think he's a post turtle"
The interviewer asks for an explanation of just what "post turtle" means, for the viewers.
"Well, its like when you driving down the road and see a turtle, stuck on top of a fence post! You don't know where it came from, and you don't know where its going. All you do know, is that it sure didn't get there by itself"