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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 06-22-2008, 09:42 PM Thread Starter
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Lie detector

Joe was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick.

His wife Sarah had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day Joe came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that Joe claimed was actually a lie detector.

It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 15 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked Joe.

"Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said
Tommy.

The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.

"Son," said Joe, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you
really were after school."

"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy.

"What did you watch?" asked Sarah.

"The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.

The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more.

With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."

"I am ashamed of you son," said Joe. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents."

The robot then walked around to Joe and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.

Sarah doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!"

With that the robot immediately walked around to Sarah and slapped her three times
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Hehe. Nice.




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