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post #91 of 92 (permalink) Old 11-04-2008, 07:18 AM
Strength and Honor
 
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A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain. do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets upset he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds:
"He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too"

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post #92 of 92 (permalink) Old 11-05-2008, 12:24 PM
 
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a blonde and a red head were walking down a sidewalk the red head says so the blonde look a dead bird the blonde looks to the sky and says where?



2 blondes are in a parking lot and realized that the keys got locked in the car the first blonde goes and gets a coat hanger after about 10 minutes of trying to jimmy the lock the she says i cant get the door unlocked with this hanger and the second blonde says well hurry up cause it is starting to rain and the tops down.
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