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post #1 of 26 (permalink) Old 08-19-2007, 01:51 AM Thread Starter
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Legendary one liners ........

"If you can't be fast, be spectacular"

"Geez baby .... without your cloths on you have got one huge arse"
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A perfect one for all armchair generals:

"The older I get, the faster I was"

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
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"Just coz you got hair round your lips... there's no need to be such a cunt"

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"shaving yer head makes you bald...not hard ...now fak off before i get really upset"

Had to use my step ladder to change a light bulb cos i don't get on with my real ladder.
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" how can you be that stupid with only one head"

Had to use my step ladder to change a light bulb cos i don't get on with my real ladder.
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"Just coz you got hair round your lips... there's no need to be such a cunt"





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Here's another

This was a great one liner from Life On Mars Series II


" You've got your fingers in more pies that a leper in a cookery class"


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" She looked as confused as a blind lesbian in a fish shop"

" He looked as shocked as Hitler when he got his first gas bill"

Had to use my step ladder to change a light bulb cos i don't get on with my real ladder.
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" ... it was only once the clutch lever got buried in the gravel that I realised I could not save it"

"Sweating like blind lesbian in a fish shop"
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"Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants."




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