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post #21 of 26 (permalink) Old 08-25-2007, 07:01 PM
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Mention of nails reminds me that

It takes several screws to make a cot but only one to fill it.

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post #22 of 26 (permalink) Old 08-25-2007, 11:00 PM
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Re: Legendary One Liners

Originally posted by Blue Catt
Err Bp .....

Thread was legendary one liners ...... I think you lost us along the way; one minute we were talking Life on Mars and then we took a trip into the trees. ( as Hannu Mikkola would say)

here's mine

The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given
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I live in fear all my life but on Sundays she lets me race. Kenny Roberts!! Legendary !!! so much so it started the "No fear" T shirt line

The stupidity one is from Jerry Seinfeld .again ledgendary and one line!!!

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Ah so ... !!!
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Wink Beer up me nose

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