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post #11 of 26 (permalink) Old 08-20-2007, 06:47 PM
 
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more of the same

Another from Life on Mars.....

"My idea of a good time is Diana Dors and a bottle of chip oil"


BP - you seen this???? it is fkkin legendary
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Re: more of the same

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Another from Life on Mars.....

"My idea of a good time is Diana Dors and a bottle of chip oil"


BP - you seen this???? it is fkkin legendary
Yep seen em all ....quality ! Them GXL cortinas were the bollocks
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Legendary One Liners

Err Bp .....

Thread was legendary one liners ...... I think you lost us along the way; one minute we were talking Life on Mars and then we took a trip into the trees. ( as Hannu Mikkola would say)

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