haha ... too funnny .. ya bunch a caaants :-)
In no particular order .... wedding ?? ... geez, you have a better memory than me silva ... mind, I have had a few of them now so it all does get a bit hazy remembering which one was which ..
As for gravel rashes, saves on the knee, and hairy backs ... well ...
I have received definitive proof that the cause of the accident was 'liquid' tarmac, and insufficient tyre pressure due to shared ownership of a motorcycle with a woman. If you all don't mind, let me explain in detail ..... :-)
Now, normally neither one of these factors would be able to bring The Legend down, however both of them at the same time, combined with thoughts of girlie drinks on the beach, were enough to temporarily warp the space time continum at the very point of contact of the legends scooter front tyre patch. Ferk.
Unfortunately, I have no decent goor pics. Just the ones to follow. If you look closely at the boring jeep pic, you'll see the stains on the jeans and t-shirt. The other is me in recovery for my injuries. The guy next to me is a gay nurse. Ferkin poof.
Somehow I got off easy. I thing the tarmac being like jelly helped with the road rash .... not a scratch on my hands, but the left elbow didn't fair so well. It took a week to pic the shit out of it.
1. Liquid tarmac is a real and present danger. It's a part of the axis of evil and a true weapon of legnedary destruction.
2. Women can not maintain a vehicle.
3. Girlie drinks can cure anything.
Last edited by Legend; 02-15-2007 at 07:55 PM.