Back to the jokes...... a few shorties
Did you hear about the Dyslexic Atheist Insomniac?
He lay awake all night wondering if there really was a Dog...
Why do the English sip tea out of their saucers?
Because Australia has all the cups.
How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?
You don't know, you weren't there.
What's brown and sticky?
I parked in a disabled space yesterday and a gray ghost shouted to me, "Oi,
what's your disability mate?"
I said, "Tourette's you c*nt, now f*ck off!!!"
A jew, a monk, a muslim, a christian and a white guy all walk into the bar, the bar tender says "whats this, some kind of joke?"
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?