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Back to the jokes...... a few shorties
Did you hear about the Dyslexic Atheist Insomniac?
He lay awake all night wondering if there really was a Dog...
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Why do the English sip tea out of their saucers?
Because Australia has all the cups.
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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?
You don't know, you weren't there.
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick....
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I parked in a disabled space yesterday and a gray ghost shouted to me, "Oi,
what's your disability mate?"
I said, "Tourette's you c*nt, now f*ck off!!!"
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A jew, a monk, a muslim, a christian and a white guy all walk into the bar, the bar tender says "whats this, some kind of joke?"
Did you hear about the Dyslexic Atheist Insomniac?
He lay awake all night wondering if there really was a Dog...
___
Why do the English sip tea out of their saucers?
Because Australia has all the cups.
___
How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?
You don't know, you weren't there.
___
What's brown and sticky?
A stick....
___
I parked in a disabled space yesterday and a gray ghost shouted to me, "Oi,
what's your disability mate?"
I said, "Tourette's you c*nt, now f*ck off!!!"
___
A jew, a monk, a muslim, a christian and a white guy all walk into the bar, the bar tender says "whats this, some kind of joke?"
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
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Back to the jokes...... a few shorties
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I parked in a disabled space yesterday and a gray ghost shouted to me, "Oi,
what's your disability mate?"
I said, "Tourette's you c*nt, now f*ck off!!!"
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Back to the jokes...... a few shorties
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I parked in a disabled space yesterday and a gray ghost shouted to me, "Oi,
what's your disability mate?"
I said, "Tourette's you c*nt, now f*ck off!!!"
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatch's watches.........
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A US Army General walks into the Oval Office and says to George W. "Sir, a Brazillian was killed in Iraq today. Is there anything you'd like me to do".
"Heck General, a Brazillion...how many actually is that?"
One snatch's watches.........
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A US Army General walks into the Oval Office and says to George W. "Sir, a Brazillian was killed in Iraq today. Is there anything you'd like me to do".
"Heck General, a Brazillion...how many actually is that?"
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
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