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post #1 of 20 (permalink) Old 08-22-2006, 06:17 AM Thread Starter
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Who's your daddy?

Now then...for all of yous who expected to see some nice arsed asian chick getting her rump spanked....i am sorry to disappoint.(although I could look up my library and pull out a coupla of pictures).

It is with great honour that I announce that Mr Wolverine is going to be a dad. Yes yes....my wife is pregnant.

Interestingly enough, I was thinking of naming the kid Ryan if it is a boy.

Leroy means "king' and Ryan means "The King's Descendent".

How bloody appropriate and somewhat corny is that??

BUT I am still open for suggestions. If I dont choose any, it should still be a good laugh.

So.....lets see.....

We have Dani Gibernau, Nicky Rossi, Marco Hayden, Phil Murray, Graeme Chong, Gareth Giblet etc.....
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Be original & choose another name. Ryan's already taken! How about something that says "My dad's a $%^&"? Fitting I should say.

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oh dear......

this thread has more than a degree of inevitability about it before we even get started!

Do you make this stuff up Wolverleroy just for the forum's general amusement or are you for real?

Does your wife now you're in here using the forum as a pre natal guide and scratching post ?

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Be original & choose another name. Ryan's already taken! How about something that says "My dad's a $%^&"? Fitting I should say.
Hey there fire gurgler .... the secret to a good flame is not to swallow the fuel !

I assume the name you've chosen rhymes with blunt......

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Re: Who's your daddy?

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Leroy means "king'
Who told you that .... everywhere else Leroy means trainee or actual car thief and guarantee's you probation and probably a dose of porridge .....

ask BP.

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Yes boys! Leroy tends to be the rather large african type chappy that can make your eyes bulge even when you're not looking him in the face
Leroy's, Jermain's, Errol's all to be found round east London with tea cosy's on their heads and too much farkin UHU on their fingers.

( for our less enlightened brethren UHU is a brand of glue)

Congrats on the imminent nipper margerine. And give my regards to your lovely wife who, despite her shite taste in men, has at least found somebody not firing blanks.

As for the name..you've obviously already determined he's gay

Had to use my step ladder to change a light bulb cos i don't get on with my real ladder.
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Well done you ferkin Legend ;-)

As for names .... how about 'kitty' .... for boy or girl ?
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..you've obviously already determined he's gay
Easily the quote of the year so far

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
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Well, he can go by the name of "Anthony" by day and

"Tuck Son Bong" by nite.....

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Well, he can go by the name of "Tuck Son Bong" by nite.....


Kudos to Mosquitoe for having the best name so far...
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