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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-08-2006, 05:19 PM Thread Starter
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The Aussies are sinking....

its already bad enough that they are down south...but they are sinking even furthur....

was driving the wifey to work this morning and listening to the radio when I heard this from the Radio Jockey....

Australian toilet seat companies or any other company that wants to bring in toilet seats have to go through a test for weight integrity. What that means is that the toilet seats are tested to withstand at least 330 pounds. It normally is the norm to test a toilet seat to withstand 110 pounds but in Australia, it is tested for 330 pounds. Anything that does not match the standard is disallowed.

This is the goevernment's strategy to prevent skin ripping from the pinching of the busted toilet seat when some fat fark sits on it.

It is surveyed that 65% of Aussie men are overweight or obese and 45% of women are overweight and obese. Thats a lot of fat farks running around one island.
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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-08-2006, 05:47 PM
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Lazy yes, fat nope.

That is absolutely fascinating Marmite, but if you re-read your own tripe, you may realise you have got it completely arse about (surprise, surprise)....

I see you haven't finished with the extracts from 'My mate the bullshiter' book BC mentioned???

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
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The fattys must be at home stuffing their faces, cause the last time I was down under I didn't notice many overweight people. Lots of hot Aussy women! Could be Melbourne, who knows?

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That is absolutely fascinating Marmite, but if you re-read your own tripe, you may realise you have got it completely arse about (surprise, surprise)....

I see you haven't finished with the extracts from 'My mate the bullshiter' book BC mentioned???
I see you are an active member of the "Defend Fat Farks in Australia Brigade"

But I assure you that Singaporean Radio DJs only provide legit information.....if not they will get their arses hauled into court for misrepresentation.

So face the facts GD....you all are a bunch of overweight toilet seat busters.
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So face the facts GD....you all are a bunch of overweight toilet seat busters.
There are plenty of fatties here don't get me wrong Margerydoor BUT your little story says the requirements for IMPORT are a minimum of super duper lard arse strength..... your not thinking of exporting them back to us are you numb nuts??

This conversation is about half as enjoyable as pulling teeth

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
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There are plenty of fatties here don't get me wrong Margerydoor BUT your little story says the requirements for IMPORT are a minimum of super duper lard arse strength..... your not thinking of exporting them back to us are you numb nuts??

This conversation is about half as enjoyable as pulling teeth
export back to you? I was referring to what is happening in Australia...not Singapore...that the news was out of Australia....

not Singapore importing fat man toilet seats......


and you are right..pulling teeth is more enjoyable than this conversation....

fark! and this is all that I heard from a radio! I should stop listening to the damn radio and start listening to songs written by Barney or Sesame Street. Might even inspire a better topic for a thread!

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The gaul....2 years of absense and Wolverhampton rocks up here and starts takin the piss outta Ozzies...... Think his mate "the bullshitter" might have told him he's hard and funny as well.

Had to use my step ladder to change a light bulb cos i don't get on with my real ladder.
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I was only writing down what I heard from the radio this morning...

thats about all.....

no wars intended.....
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I was only writing down what I heard from the radio this morning...
And as a national of a country that needs to put up "No Squatting" signs in the toilets, you're on thin plastic Margerine

Had to use my step ladder to change a light bulb cos i don't get on with my real ladder.
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And as a national of a country that needs to put up "No Squatting" signs in the toilets, you're on thin plastic Margerine
and the damn muppets still squat on the seats!

you go in to take a crap and you see a bloody footprint on the seat!
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